1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:18,912 Dave: That was refreshing. 4 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:22,416 I'm refreshed. 5 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,336 I'm refreshing. 6 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,816 Welcome back. I'm Bryant gumbel. 7 00:01:47,899 --> 00:01:49,651 - And I'm Anne Howard. - Good stuff today. 8 00:01:49,735 --> 00:01:52,338 - Anne: We 're going to be busy. - We've got pop superstar Elton John. 9 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:53,488 He's going to be with us. 10 00:01:53,572 --> 00:01:55,492 And so, too, will best-selling author al franken. 11 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,412 Anne: Along with some super-smart fourth graders 12 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:59,328 with a great idea for getting schoolbooks 13 00:01:59,411 --> 00:02:00,746 to kids who really need them. 14 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,056 Bryant: But here's an idea whose time has come. 15 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:03,320 Why don't we just start with... 16 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:09,880 And fill the tart shell. 17 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:13,508 Bryant, you put some ice cream on our angel food cake... 18 00:02:13,592 --> 00:02:16,511 - How much do you want? - As much as you like. 19 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:38,700 Wolfgang: What are you laughing about? This is baked Alaska. 20 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,286 - Bryant: This is supposed to be low-fat. - It is! 21 00:02:41,370 --> 00:02:42,663 Dave: Did they call? 22 00:02:42,746 --> 00:02:45,874 Someone from the show. The gumbel show. They didn't call? 23 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:47,709 Are you sure? 24 00:02:48,794 --> 00:02:50,897 - Once again, we're out of time. - Thank you. Already? 25 00:02:50,921 --> 00:02:52,589 We still got lots more ahead this morning. 26 00:02:52,673 --> 00:02:54,132 We're going to be back... 27 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:24,836 - What's up, dude? - Man: Next person in line. 28 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:26,039 What's up? 29 00:03:27,082 --> 00:03:30,419 - Hey, can I get your autograph? - Next in line. 30 00:03:32,087 --> 00:03:34,256 Um, I'm not who you think I am, so... 31 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,466 You're not the weather guy? 32 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,926 Dan spritz? 33 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,094 Dave spritz. 34 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:42,389 I'm not Dave spritz, no. But I hear that a lot. 35 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,440 You don't have to be a dick. 36 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:57,279 Look, can you just... All right, I'm just waiting in line. 37 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:01,867 Bro, I can read your vehicle registration form. 38 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,161 So, whatever. 39 00:04:05,328 --> 00:04:06,496 Can you... 40 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:11,543 All right, can you give me a break? I just wanted to wait in line. 41 00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,630 You're on TV, bro. 42 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:17,966 You're on TV. 43 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:22,220 - You're on TV, bro. - So what? You keep saying that. 44 00:04:22,304 --> 00:04:23,388 So you're on TV, bro. 45 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:24,765 Go work in a bank or something 46 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,159 if you don't wanna be cool to people. 47 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:28,518 Whatever. Just... Can you get out of my face? 48 00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:31,438 Can you get out of my face? 49 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:38,015 - Asshole. - You want to say that to my face? 50 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,947 I thought you wanted me to get out of your face. 51 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,743 Dave: People recognize me sometimes. 52 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:49,039 Some are dicks. 53 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,712 This is the same system that created those strong snowfalls in Minnesota. 54 00:04:53,794 --> 00:04:55,229 It's meant some slightly warmer weather... 55 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:56,713 I should cool out a little, I guess. 56 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:00,217 I mean, I'm not just this two-dimensional guy they recognize. 57 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,136 I do have a relationship to them. 58 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:06,066 I let them know what they have to deal with. 59 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:09,392 But listen, these warmer temperatures are not going to last. 60 00:05:09,476 --> 00:05:12,604 This wind system will keep pushing colder air across the midwest... 61 00:05:12,687 --> 00:05:14,815 I guess that's why they think they know me. 62 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:16,149 But they don't, really. 63 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:19,319 Our spritz nipper of the week with a high of just 24. 64 00:05:20,445 --> 00:05:22,072 I'm not a hill of beans. 65 00:05:23,198 --> 00:05:24,699 I have a plan. 66 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:27,452 Okay, see you then. 67 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:29,704 - What's this afternoon? - You're picking up Shelly. 68 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:31,248 - Where? - Chicago dance. 69 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,124 Then you're taking your dad to Northwestern. 70 00:05:33,208 --> 00:05:34,835 - At 3:00? - Mmm-hmm. 71 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,878 Oh, do you have that hello america stuff? 72 00:05:36,962 --> 00:05:38,338 - The letter? - Yeah. 73 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:41,716 You have Mike, too. 5:30 at the Norris house. 74 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:42,884 Okay. 75 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,528 Dave: Do they have my cell phone? 76 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:04,364 Well, they should have all the numbers in case. 77 00:06:05,282 --> 00:06:07,158 And am I supposed to call that guy dersen? 78 00:06:07,242 --> 00:06:08,842 Didn't he want me to call to touch base? 79 00:06:10,328 --> 00:06:11,454 Okay. 80 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:15,959 - Dad, can we stop here? - What for? 81 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,170 I need a notebook for school. 82 00:06:22,132 --> 00:06:23,633 I'll just walk home. 83 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:27,888 Okay. 84 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:31,808 - Can I have some money? - You don't have any? 85 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,311 You're 12 years old. 86 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,980 You shouldn't be walking around without money, okay, Shelly? 87 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,274 You're not a kid. 88 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:41,818 - How's your mom doing? - She's good. 89 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:51,244 Can I have a pack of lights? 90 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:53,538 - Regulars? - The 1005. 91 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:00,337 Strikes? 92 00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,659 Woman: How's Shelly? 93 00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:32,035 She's doing great. 94 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:35,038 - Little angel. - Yeah. 95 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:36,623 She's doing great. 96 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:41,670 - Who's an angel? - Woman: Shelly. 97 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,464 Shelly is grossly overweight and unhappy. 98 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:47,717 I'm concerned about her, as I am Michael. 99 00:07:48,301 --> 00:07:50,095 - David. - Yeah, dad. 100 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:18,707 Robert spritzel? 101 00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,587 Would you get me a paper 102 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,673 - for the way back, son? - Yeah. 103 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:28,633 Fifteen minutes? 104 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:31,052 Yes. I'll see you then. 105 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:40,979 Fuck. 106 00:08:41,813 --> 00:08:43,565 - Hey. - Hey. 107 00:08:44,566 --> 00:08:46,568 - It's getting cold. - Yeah. 108 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:51,197 - What's the nipper this week? - Thursday. 109 00:08:51,281 --> 00:08:54,367 Thursday's the nipper? All right. 110 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:04,961 Here. 111 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,673 Yeah, can I get some change? 112 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,675 Not really. 113 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:14,512 Can I just get some quarters? I just need a quarter for a paper. 114 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:15,597 Not really. 115 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,725 All right. I'll get something then. 116 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,271 All right. 117 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,109 Small coffee. 118 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,654 It's 80 cents. 119 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,364 No, it says $0.72. 120 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:35,950 After the whole everything, it's $0.80. 121 00:09:41,623 --> 00:09:43,333 -Hey. 122 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:45,710 Where's the paper, David? 123 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,296 I didn't have enough money. 124 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,091 You bought a coffee. 125 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,719 - What? - You bought a coffee. 126 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:59,974 Yeah, that, and then I didn't have enough money after. 127 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:01,684 What? 128 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,480 I didn't have enough money after I bought the coffee, so... 129 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:09,400 You should carry more than $1, David. 130 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:10,485 You're a grown man. 131 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:17,992 Let me just move this letter from hello america. 132 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,905 My father is Robert king spritzel. 133 00:10:57,282 --> 00:10:59,701 He won the national book award when he was 28. 134 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,453 And the pulitzer when he was 33. 135 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:05,248 President Carter called him a national treasure. 136 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:08,001 They played racquetball in a regular game. 137 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,004 He was a great writer. 138 00:11:12,463 --> 00:11:13,798 But what was the cost? 139 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:16,759 Did he neglect his family? 140 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,011 No, he didn't. 141 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,471 He was a fine father. 142 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,807 More than that, really. 143 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,976 It's fruitless for Shelly to be dancing. 144 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:29,564 She should find another interest that would be more rewarding to her 145 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:32,192 that she can take more from, David. 146 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:35,820 - We've talked about that. - Well, you should do something, son. 147 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:38,656 We've tried a couple things. We'll keep trying, so... 148 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,117 How's Michael? 149 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,995 I think that was an overreaction on Noreen's part. 150 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:45,678 I don't think he has a problem with pot. 151 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,249 Let's hope. 152 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,710 How's the weather business? 153 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,140 Dave: Last September, 154 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:08,019 I had encouraged Shelly to explore some other activities and interests. 155 00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,521 She picked archery. 156 00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:14,317 So I took her to an archery range in bolingbrook. 157 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,027 It was a 90—minute drive. 158 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:21,241 We purchased a junior bow-arrow kit 159 00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:23,576 and a leather wrist/forearm guard. 160 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,703 Okay, we'll take that. 161 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:27,247 And private lessons. 162 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:33,628 Trainer: All right, Shelly. 163 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:35,672 You take that one, 164 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,133 and go right ahead. 165 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,182 Owl 166 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,852 all right. Okay, just remember, 167 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:53,273 pull it straight back, parallel to your ear, okay? 168 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,066 You can do it, Shelly. 169 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,531 Owl 170 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,035 Dave: We purchased a five-pack lesson plan. 171 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,620 We haven't been back. 172 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,046 Hello? 173 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,548 - Noreen: Hey. - Hey. 174 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,301 Can you pick up Mike at the mall on north? 175 00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:24,304 I thought he was at a friend's house. Paul Norris. 176 00:13:24,971 --> 00:13:26,973 They went to the mall. He just called me. 177 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:29,058 - He finished his rehab. - Okay. 178 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:39,319 - That's one of my counselors. - In your program? 179 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,279 Don boden. He's pretty nice. 180 00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:44,490 - He swears all the time, though. - Swears? 181 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:47,618 Yeah. To relate, I guess. But he's pretty nice. 182 00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,255 Hey. 183 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,465 Hey, Don. 184 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,717 - What are you guys doing? - Looking for clothes. 185 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,094 You're just looking for clothes. 186 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,723 - Yeah. - That's great. 187 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,267 I'm looking for clothes. 188 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:13,644 Okay. 189 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,356 - This is Paul. - What's up? 190 00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:17,565 Hey. 191 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,443 It's cold today. 192 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,236 - Yeah. - Paul: Yeah, no kidding. 193 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:23,905 What is it, like, 20 or something? 194 00:14:23,988 --> 00:14:25,573 Yeah, like 22. 195 00:14:25,656 --> 00:14:27,742 Yeah. Fuck. 196 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:28,868 Yeah. 197 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:32,580 Hey. 198 00:14:33,331 --> 00:14:35,500 - Yeah, I like this. - It's good-looking. 199 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,835 Yeah, I've been looking for something like this. 200 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:40,880 Chuck it in here. 201 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,842 - What? - Chuck it in. 202 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,804 I'm loading up. I got a discount card. I'll get it for you. 203 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,555 - That's all right. - Mike, big deal. 204 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:52,392 - I can get it. - Bro, I got a serious discount. 205 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,394 It's gonna cost, like, $7. 206 00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:02,819 - I'm gonna take off. Nice to meet you. - You, too. 207 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:10,868 Oh, that's my dad. I'll see you later. 208 00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,663 Sure. I'll catch you later. 209 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:25,925 - Hey. - Hey. 210 00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,719 - Who's that? - Don boden. 211 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,306 - Who's Don boden? - He's one of my counselors. 212 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,894 - That's a nice sweater. - Thanks. 213 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:53,870 I'll walk you up. 214 00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:01,210 Hi. Thanks for getting Mike. 215 00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:03,796 - Hey, how was your thing? - It was good. 216 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,631 - I'll see you, dad. - Okay, Mike. 217 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,803 - I think he's gonna be okay. - Well, we'll see. 218 00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,517 What's new? 219 00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,227 Nothing much. 220 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,771 I got a feeler from hello america. 221 00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,899 - What? - I got a feeler. 222 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:26,027 Dales is leaving it. I might get called to audition. 223 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:27,236 New York. 224 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,490 - If I get called. - That's good. 225 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,702 What about the kids? 226 00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:37,079 It's just a shot in the dark, that's all. 227 00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,250 Well, thanks for getting Mike. 228 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:44,212 I had to take my dad to Northwestern for a test 229 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,047 so I was right there, anyway. 230 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:49,800 - Oh, is he okay? - I think so. It was just a test. 231 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:03,689 Noreen! 232 00:17:06,692 --> 00:17:08,027 Are you okay? 233 00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,656 Yeah. 234 00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:13,533 Fuck! What are you doing? 235 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,076 I was just... 236 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:16,369 You turned into it. 237 00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,871 I think you cracked the glass. 238 00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,719 So do you have everything you need? 239 00:17:33,803 --> 00:17:35,054 Mark: Yeah, we got everything. 240 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,932 We 7! Pare it down to three applicants after we watch the tapes. 241 00:17:38,015 --> 00:17:40,518 - We'll call if you're one, Dave. - Okay, Mark. 242 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,228 It's nice to make your acquaintance. 243 00:17:42,311 --> 00:17:43,664 - You, too. Take care. - Hey, weatherman! 244 00:17:43,688 --> 00:17:44,772 All right. Bye. 245 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:45,898 Fuck! 246 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:49,860 Fuck. 247 00:17:49,944 --> 00:17:51,279 Robert: David? 248 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,363 Dave: Hey. 249 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:56,200 - What happened? - I got hit with a frosty. 250 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:58,536 - _why? - What? 251 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:02,415 Why did you get hit with a frosty? What is a frosty? 252 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:06,294 A frosty is a shake from Wendy's. 253 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,714 Why would someone throw a shake at you? 254 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:15,094 - That happens sometimes. - People throw shakes at you? 255 00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,805 Stuff. People throw stuff at me sometimes 256 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,975 - if they don't like me, or something. - They don't know you. 257 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,518 From TV. 258 00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:24,729 But you just read the weather. 259 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:27,940 Well, I predict it. 260 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,484 You don't have a degree in meteorology. 261 00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,862 I make suppositions, or I... 262 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,156 What are you doing? 263 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,618 - I walked over. - You walked? It's freezing. 264 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:40,953 I have lymphoma, David. 265 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,122 What? 266 00:18:43,998 --> 00:18:46,000 I have lymphoma. 267 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,170 - Doctor pritch called. - What? 268 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:54,258 I was having tremors. That's the reason that I went in. 269 00:18:54,925 --> 00:18:56,927 Pritch read my scans. 270 00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:01,599 - What's the prognosis? - Well, it's not good. 271 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:05,603 We'll talk about it this week. I wanted to tell you. 272 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,355 Yeah. 273 00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:11,859 I'll call you after I've talked to pritch again. 274 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,031 I'll drive you home. 275 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,909 I like the fresh air. 276 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,578 - Well, I'll walk back with you. - No, that's okay. 277 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,083 Okay. 278 00:19:48,062 --> 00:19:51,148 Dave: Every couple months, someone throws something at me, 279 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:54,318 a shake, a burrito once. 280 00:19:55,236 --> 00:19:58,114 Why? My name, partly, I guess. 281 00:19:59,156 --> 00:20:00,908 I changed it for professional reasons. 282 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,744 My first station manager suggested it. 283 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:06,914 He said it sounded refreshing and that they wanted that quality. 284 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:11,252 That may be true, but it's also annoying. I know that. 285 00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,088 What kind of name is spritz? 286 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,426 It's a bullshit name. It's a TV name. 287 00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:20,636 He's bullshit. 288 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,222 Well, I like him. He's handsome. 289 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,307 He's an asshole. 290 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,393 I don't like his face. 291 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:30,020 His asshole face. 292 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,818 Dave: The other thing, my job is very easy. 293 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:39,029 Two hours a day, basically reading prompts. 294 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:45,202 I make $240,000 a year, 295 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:46,662 plus appearances, 296 00:20:47,872 --> 00:20:51,876 which are, you know, not comfortable for me, 297 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,420 but lucrative. 298 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:57,631 "Four score and seven years ago 299 00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:01,510 "our fathers brought forth, on this continent..." 300 00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:12,354 Also, it makes other things easy, being on TV. 301 00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:16,025 Everything's easy. 302 00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,320 Yeah! 303 00:21:27,328 --> 00:21:28,621 Dave: I receive a large reward 304 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:30,956 for pretty much zero effort and contribution. 305 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,251 The shakes and stuff are a reaction to that, I think. 306 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,852 What must you think of me? 307 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:53,646 Your family-leaver. 308 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:56,732 Your non-meteorologist, yet weatherman, 309 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,151 frosty-taking, fuck-happy son. 310 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,907 Don't die yet, Robert. Give me time to get it together. 311 00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:06,367 Give me a little while. 312 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:10,120 Let me get the hello america job. I can get it together. 313 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,197 Two for high water. 314 00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:47,700 - I got mine, Don. - No, it's cool. I got it. 315 00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:48,951 Thanks. 316 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:11,932 Tricia's a bitch. 317 00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:15,352 She's a little cunt. 318 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,438 I hate that little cunt. 319 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:22,026 I'd like to burn her. 320 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:39,084 Today's the company party. I thought I'd take the kids. 321 00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,839 Um, well, Mike is out. 322 00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:47,009 - Shelly's home? - She's walking Jackson. 323 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:50,262 - Where do you want to take them? - The rink. Wch. 324 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:53,974 Hey. 325 00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:57,645 Hey. 326 00:23:58,562 --> 00:23:59,688 What? 327 00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:08,489 Dave. 328 00:24:09,114 --> 00:24:10,157 Hey, Tim. 329 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,910 - I didn't know you were coming. - I always come to these... 330 00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:14,954 When I can. 331 00:24:16,830 --> 00:24:20,167 I have some time this week if you want to go back up to bolingbrook. 332 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:24,630 - What's in bolingbrook? - Sportsman's. The archery range. 333 00:24:25,214 --> 00:24:27,633 - Okay. - Okay? You wanna go? 334 00:24:28,342 --> 00:24:29,843 Okay, I remember it. 335 00:24:30,386 --> 00:24:32,346 Well, do you wanna go back up? 336 00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:34,556 Sometimes. 337 00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:47,444 What's gonna happen? 338 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:49,613 What? 339 00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,699 What are we gonna do here? 340 00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,163 Great stuff. 341 00:25:05,838 --> 00:25:09,049 Ladies and gentlemen, on your marks! 342 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:11,927 Let's go team spritz! 343 00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,303 Get set! 344 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,347 Gol 345 00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:19,018 go! Go! Go! 346 00:25:19,101 --> 00:25:22,021 - Just keep up, shell. Come on. - I'm trying to. 347 00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,376 We should finish. 348 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:47,880 We're last. We're way last. 349 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:51,008 There's a lesson here. Let's finish. 350 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,509 I'm hurt. 351 00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:55,262 Hon, you can do it. You can finish. Okay? 352 00:25:55,345 --> 00:25:58,932 I don't want you to quit. It's gonna mean a lot to dad. Okay? 353 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:00,476 All right. 354 00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:02,561 Let's go. 355 00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:05,731 That's my girl. That's it. 356 00:26:06,106 --> 00:26:07,608 Good. I'm proud of you. 357 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:09,443 Okay? 358 00:26:14,656 --> 00:26:16,742 Ow. 359 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:19,078 Yay! That was great! 360 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:22,873 Hon. Hon, you okay? 361 00:26:23,290 --> 00:26:24,917 You shouldn't have made me finish! 362 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,920 That was like 100 yards you made me go. 363 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:30,631 I'm not a football-jocker. 364 00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:37,471 What happened? 365 00:26:37,554 --> 00:26:39,807 Just... we got tangled up in a sack. 366 00:26:39,890 --> 00:26:42,059 - What happened? - She tore her acl. 367 00:26:42,142 --> 00:26:44,144 These fucking crutches are too long! 368 00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:46,021 - What did you say? - Shelly! 369 00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:50,859 - Well, what were you doing? - It was a picnic. 370 00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:53,779 - And she tore something? - Acl. Mcl. 371 00:26:53,862 --> 00:26:55,155 Which? 372 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:57,241 Both. 373 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:59,827 - Dave! - Well, we didn't go bungee jumping! 374 00:26:59,910 --> 00:27:01,745 It was a fucking potato-sack race! 375 00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:03,914 - That's where she got it. - What? 376 00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:06,041 "Fucking" this. "Fucking" that. 377 00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:07,668 No, I never said that around her. 378 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:10,671 You don't know you have, Dave, because you don't pay attention! 379 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,340 Fuck that. 380 00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:15,676 What? 381 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,345 - Just fuck that, Noreen. You know... - Dave. 382 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:19,721 - What? - Step back. 383 00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:22,432 - Step back? - Step back. 384 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:24,935 What are you talking about, Russ? 385 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:27,437 - Russ... - Step back right now. 386 00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:31,608 - Fuck you, right now. - Fuck you, spritz. 387 00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:33,819 Fuck you, fat asshole! 388 00:27:34,361 --> 00:27:35,445 Dildo! 389 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:38,240 David, what are you doing? 390 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,492 I'm talking to my wife! I'm talking to Noreen 391 00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:42,244 and this clown, whose business this isn't. 392 00:27:42,327 --> 00:27:45,080 You call me a dildo, it is my business, spritz. 393 00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:48,667 You are a dildo, pork-fuck. You porker! 394 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,294 Stop, son. 395 00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:51,587 Would you? 396 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:52,921 Why don't you go? 397 00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:56,508 Why are you here? Are you okay? 398 00:27:56,592 --> 00:27:58,343 I came to talk to Noreen. 399 00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:01,889 Dave, come on. I will talk to you later. 400 00:28:07,603 --> 00:28:10,647 - Dave, what's going on, son? - It's nothing. Just... 401 00:28:11,481 --> 00:28:12,816 Why are you here, anyway? 402 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:16,069 I came to talk to Noreen about an issue concerning Shelly. 403 00:28:16,820 --> 00:28:20,782 Well, you can talk to me. I'm her parent, too. So? What? 404 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,745 Shelly dresses in clothing not appropriate for her, 405 00:28:25,329 --> 00:28:26,330 clinging stuff. 406 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,334 All kids wear... Dad, it's a different generation. 407 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:33,003 They call her camel toe. 408 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,840 - What? - Are you aware of that? 409 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:38,467 What? 410 00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,928 That her colleagues call her camel toe. 411 00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:42,721 What are you talking about? 412 00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:44,556 It means the crease in her vagina 413 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,059 that they can discern through her clothing. 414 00:28:47,142 --> 00:28:48,810 - What? - Camel toe. 415 00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:51,521 Yeah, I heard you. I mean, how do you know they do that? 416 00:28:51,605 --> 00:28:52,856 I heard it. 417 00:28:53,357 --> 00:28:56,568 I picked Shelly up on Wednesday, heard taunting, 418 00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:58,028 the older boys calling it. 419 00:28:58,111 --> 00:29:00,151 - You might have heard wrong. - No, I heard camel... 420 00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:01,782 Okay, okay, look. I'll deal. 421 00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,465 I want to get her through this acl thing. 422 00:29:03,533 --> 00:29:04,701 I'm gonna take her shooting. 423 00:29:04,785 --> 00:29:05,905 I'm gonna reapply her there. 424 00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:08,121 I'm gonna get her talking to me. I'm gonna get to her, 425 00:29:08,205 --> 00:29:09,539 and I'm gonna work it out. 426 00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:30,310 A camel toe is pretty much what Robert said it was. 427 00:29:33,897 --> 00:29:36,900 It's basically just when you can make out more than you should. 428 00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:42,698 But it's the kind of thing... 429 00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:45,075 She's 12, you know? 430 00:29:45,158 --> 00:29:47,786 If you're around and paying attention, you catch it, 431 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:51,832 then name-calling doesn't start, and maybe smoking doesn't start. 432 00:29:52,541 --> 00:29:55,419 And maybe she can just stay a happy kid for a couple more years. 433 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,547 She shouldn't be unhappy. 434 00:29:58,630 --> 00:30:03,093 Fuck. What did she ever do to anybody? Shelly. 435 00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:15,522 - Hello. - Da ve: Hey. 436 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:17,733 Hey. 437 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,109 Listen. 438 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:20,527 Noreen, I was thinking, 439 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,988 this pushing and pulling, 440 00:30:23,905 --> 00:30:25,949 the tug-of—war we do sometimes, 441 00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:27,451 it's not good for the kids. 442 00:30:28,243 --> 00:30:29,369 It's not. 443 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:33,623 Noreen, let's see somebody. Work it out. Let's... 444 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:35,792 - Fuck! - Asshole! 445 00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:38,545 Are you okay? 446 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:41,840 - I got hit with a pop! - What? 447 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:44,551 A fucking... 448 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:47,888 A big gulp. 449 00:30:48,597 --> 00:30:52,184 - Man. - Are you okay? Are you okay? 450 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:54,436 Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay. So... uh... 451 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:56,396 What I was saying... 452 00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:58,940 See somebody? 453 00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:02,861 We're going to begin with some trust-building exercises. 454 00:31:03,487 --> 00:31:05,739 The buddy drop. Up on your feet. Let's go. 455 00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:09,868 Um, Dave, Noreen. Center circle. 456 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:15,123 Okay. 457 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:19,586 Now, Noreen, you're just gonna let yourself go, 458 00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:21,296 and Dave is gonna catch you. 459 00:31:22,756 --> 00:31:24,925 - Just go back? - Yeah. Cross your arms up front. 460 00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:28,136 - Now? - Whenever you're ready. 461 00:31:28,804 --> 00:31:29,888 Okay. 462 00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:35,185 Good. Very good. 463 00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:37,437 All right, Teresa, Mark. You're up. 464 00:31:37,521 --> 00:31:38,772 Okay. 465 00:31:39,773 --> 00:31:43,068 Now I want you to name something 466 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:47,072 that you did that affected your partner 467 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:49,574 and that you're not proud of. 468 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:55,414 I had this thing with porno on the computer, sort of. 469 00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:56,957 I got a little preoccupied... 470 00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:59,251 Actually, I want you to write it down, not say it. 471 00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:00,752 Okay. 472 00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:03,196 I want you to put it on the paper that you got for a reason. 473 00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:04,714 Okay. 474 00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:10,554 Now make sure it's something the other person doesn't know about, 475 00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:12,556 that they don't know. 476 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:23,692 All right. 477 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:27,070 Then you are going to give it to the other person 478 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:31,491 and the other person is never going to look at it. 479 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:34,494 Even 480 00:32:35,328 --> 00:32:36,830 that's trust. 481 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:05,734 What's up? 482 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:20,081 Noreen: I thought Dave's science-fiction novel, or whatever it was 483 00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:21,750 was stupid and sucked 484 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,793 and was a waste of time. 485 00:33:23,877 --> 00:33:26,713 It was embarrassing. Four years? 486 00:33:45,565 --> 00:33:47,317 Well, I thought that went pretty well. 487 00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:50,070 Mmm-hmm. Yeah. 488 00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:04,084 It wasn't science fiction, just so you know. 489 00:34:05,126 --> 00:34:07,504 - What? - It wasn't science fiction. 490 00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:10,001 - What are you talking about? - Did you even read it? 491 00:34:10,423 --> 00:34:12,759 No. One of the side characters was a scientist, 492 00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:15,112 - but that's not even important... - God damn it, Dave. God damn it! 493 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:17,556 What? I'm just asking, did you ever even read it? 494 00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:20,725 Oh, uh, it was hard to read. It was poorly written. 495 00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,186 You're an asshole. God. 496 00:34:24,521 --> 00:34:26,481 You are a champion asshole. 497 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,984 You're a real blue-ribbon fuck! 498 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,823 I just wanna make it work, Noreen. 499 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:38,243 I just want to know everything, so I can make it work. That's why I... 500 00:34:39,536 --> 00:34:42,414 - I want to try again. - I'm not going back. You fucked it up. 501 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:44,958 I mean our marriage. 502 00:34:45,584 --> 00:34:46,585 What? 503 00:34:51,923 --> 00:34:53,425 I want to try again. 504 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:56,845 Fuck you. 505 00:34:57,470 --> 00:34:59,389 You know, Dave, you can't even... 506 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:05,103 You looked at it. That's dishonest. It's crappy. 507 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:06,581 - Noreen. - Hey, should I look at yours? 508 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:07,856 That's all right. 509 00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,357 No. No, no, Noreen... 510 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:13,653 "Throughout marriage bjs lacked enthusiasm. 511 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:17,032 "Had difference of opinion over how important that was. 512 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,533 "I thought very." 513 00:35:21,161 --> 00:35:22,537 You know what, Dave? 514 00:35:25,165 --> 00:35:27,917 You want to know why my bjs lacked enthusiasm? 515 00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:30,503 I hated you. 516 00:35:31,630 --> 00:35:32,797 I hated your hair. 517 00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:36,384 I hated your ugly legs, your forearms. 518 00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:40,180 I hated kissing your lips, Dave. Okay? 519 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:44,059 And that's why I lacked enthusiasm when your cock was in my mouth. 520 00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:47,937 Hey, hon. 521 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:51,524 Shelly, it's cold. 522 00:35:51,608 --> 00:35:54,861 Your father said it was going to be 65 degrees today, but... 523 00:35:58,865 --> 00:36:00,283 Dave: Go ahead. I'll see you later. 524 00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:02,410 How did it go? 525 00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:04,329 Good. 526 00:36:05,955 --> 00:36:07,791 I'll call you tomorrow. Go ahead in. 527 00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:26,101 Did you start my novel yet? 528 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:28,728 What's that? 529 00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:32,023 Breaking point. Did you start that? 530 00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:34,275 No, I haven't yet, son. I've been preoccupied. 531 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:40,949 Well, that's good, actually. 532 00:36:41,866 --> 00:36:44,119 I want to make some changes, so... 533 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:46,788 I'll give you the new one. 534 00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:04,848 What did he say? 535 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,350 It's further bad news. 536 00:37:07,434 --> 00:37:10,395 The metastatic plane was too wide for radiation. 537 00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:16,025 He suggested I see a Dr. Frost in New York for clinical trials. 538 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:31,291 I got a feeler from hello america. 539 00:37:31,374 --> 00:37:32,792 National. 540 00:37:32,876 --> 00:37:34,169 They're looking at 20 guys, 541 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,004 but they'll be cutting down to three soon. 542 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,672 It's a possibility. 543 00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:40,341 The salary's great. It's real strong. 544 00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:44,888 It would mean moving, 545 00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:46,890 but I'd like to move everybody, you know? 546 00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:49,142 Renew things with Noreen. 547 00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:51,311 We've been seeing somebody. 548 00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:57,233 Let the kids start over in New York. 549 00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:00,820 Keep them away from some of the bad influences here that... 550 00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:03,531 Just get a fresh start. 551 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,285 I think that would be great. 552 00:38:08,495 --> 00:38:10,079 - That would be terrific. - Yeah. 553 00:38:10,997 --> 00:38:14,626 You could rededicate yourselves, knuckle down. 554 00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:25,470 What's this? 555 00:38:28,515 --> 00:38:29,682 It's a big gulp. 556 00:38:38,650 --> 00:38:40,735 Man: You should say, "we might see some snow, 557 00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,071 "but it might shift south, miss us." 558 00:38:44,030 --> 00:38:46,699 I can say it, but I sort of wanna understand it. 559 00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:48,034 Why is it? 560 00:38:48,701 --> 00:38:50,537 Well, it's Canadian trade winds. 561 00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:52,747 Behind all of it? 562 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,958 Yeah, this will get pushed by wind out of Canada. 563 00:38:55,917 --> 00:38:58,044 - So what's it gonna do? - I don't know. 564 00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:00,672 It's a guess. 565 00:39:01,214 --> 00:39:03,967 It's wind, man. Blows all over the place. 566 00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:07,804 Dave: For some reason... 567 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:09,681 I don't know. 568 00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:12,725 I went back to bolingbrook. 569 00:39:14,227 --> 00:39:16,229 I bought a three-month lesson plan. 570 00:39:17,105 --> 00:39:18,773 Hang on. Before you do that, you know, 571 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:21,150 let's go out here and do a little stretching exercises. 572 00:39:21,234 --> 00:39:22,485 You got to rotate your... 573 00:39:22,569 --> 00:39:23,695 Dave: We warm up, 574 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:28,950 then do basic focus drills, stuff you never think about. 575 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:31,828 Like closing an eye without moving your face, 576 00:39:31,911 --> 00:39:34,664 because your face is the anchor point for your hand 577 00:39:35,540 --> 00:39:37,542 that allows you to focus. 578 00:39:41,129 --> 00:39:44,340 You have to keep your triangle against a lot of force. 579 00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:05,778 We do draws for a half hour, then releases. 580 00:40:06,279 --> 00:40:08,573 That's called "loosing," when you release. 581 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,506 Great shot! All right! 582 00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:29,761 Dave: It's hard, 583 00:40:29,844 --> 00:40:31,638 but that one good shot leaves you thinking 584 00:40:31,721 --> 00:40:33,473 you might be catching on. 585 00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:36,643 Don: Do you lift weights? 586 00:40:37,060 --> 00:40:39,020 - What's that? - Don: Do you lift weights? 587 00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:40,647 Yeah. 588 00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,775 - Cardio? - Yeah, you have to do both. 589 00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:45,818 Yeah. 590 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:49,405 Are you, uh, on any kind of a program? 591 00:40:49,489 --> 00:40:51,616 Yeah, our gym coach gave us a program. 592 00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,244 - That should be good. - Yeah. 593 00:40:56,371 --> 00:40:57,455 Don: Yeah. 594 00:40:58,206 --> 00:40:59,499 Fuck. 595 00:41:00,541 --> 00:41:01,584 Hey. 596 00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:05,046 - You know what would be interesting? - What? 597 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:06,631 We should take some pictures. 598 00:41:06,714 --> 00:41:08,383 Some shots, 599 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,843 like, some now, some in a month or whatever, 600 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,428 see if you're making gains. 601 00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:13,513 Yeah. 602 00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:15,223 I've got my mom's nikon. 603 00:41:15,306 --> 00:41:18,393 - Whip your shirt off. - Whip my shirt off? 604 00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:20,561 Yeah. 605 00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:38,538 You're shredded. 606 00:41:43,710 --> 00:41:45,253 This is great, man. 607 00:41:46,087 --> 00:41:47,588 We can compare this shit. 608 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:50,008 That's a nikon fm? 609 00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:53,886 Well, yeah. You know something about cameras? 610 00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:56,014 Yeah. I took a class at Parker. 611 00:41:57,890 --> 00:41:58,933 A couple more. 612 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:04,272 My dad's gonna get the f3 for me 613 00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:06,566 if I can finish the program and maintain a b average. 614 00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:10,445 It's like a $600 camera. I'm psyched about it. 615 00:42:10,903 --> 00:42:12,113 I could loan that to you. 616 00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:14,323 Yeah? 617 00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:16,451 I could loan that shit to you 618 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:19,078 if you wanted it earlier. 619 00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:21,748 Okay. 620 00:42:31,132 --> 00:42:33,051 Dave: This is gonna go a lot better. 621 00:42:35,303 --> 00:42:38,264 Because I got you some bobtail arrows. They're easier. 622 00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,351 Well, they're thicker at the ends. 623 00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:45,438 See? They taper toward the nock. 624 00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,857 - What's the nock? - The arrow end. 625 00:42:48,941 --> 00:42:51,569 - What was I using before? - Chested arrows. 626 00:42:53,029 --> 00:42:54,589 That guy didn't know what he was doing. 627 00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:02,163 Okay. 628 00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:03,915 Fletch it. 629 00:43:03,998 --> 00:43:06,542 - Shelly: What? - Fix your arrow in. 630 00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:08,753 That's the term. 631 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:12,632 Arrow makers were called Fletchers. That's where the last name came from. 632 00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:15,593 Here. There's a little bit of a... 633 00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:19,889 It takes a little while. Right there, right below the nock. 634 00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:23,059 There! 635 00:43:23,643 --> 00:43:24,769 Awesome! 636 00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:27,980 Okay, let's loose a few. 637 00:43:28,064 --> 00:43:29,774 Let's show our stuff. 638 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:34,362 Aim about a half-foot above. 639 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:36,239 - Okay. - You wait till you're steady. 640 00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:39,408 - Are you aligned? - Yeah. 641 00:43:39,492 --> 00:43:41,160 Okay. Let it go. 642 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:43,704 Fuck! 643 00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:45,206 Come on, Shelly. Get your arrow. 644 00:43:46,624 --> 00:43:48,459 We probably didn't home long enough. 645 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:52,255 That's the pause between drawing back and firing. 646 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:54,674 Let's pause a little longer. 647 00:43:58,469 --> 00:43:59,470 What? 648 00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:01,305 Nothing. 649 00:44:02,598 --> 00:44:04,725 - Are you just not interested? - Yeah. 650 00:44:06,018 --> 00:44:08,396 Yeah, you're not interested? Or, yeah, you are interested? 651 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:11,315 Yeah, I'm not. Really. 652 00:44:16,571 --> 00:44:19,490 Dave: What was it you liked? Let's think of it that way. 653 00:44:19,574 --> 00:44:20,741 What? 654 00:44:21,534 --> 00:44:24,620 What interested you when you thought about archery? 655 00:44:25,538 --> 00:44:26,998 When you wanted to do it. 656 00:44:28,249 --> 00:44:31,377 I don't know. Going hunting or something. 657 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:33,921 Hunfing? 658 00:44:34,380 --> 00:44:35,423 Shelly: Yeah. 659 00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:39,218 - For animals? - Yeah. 660 00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:43,222 You wanna shoot animals with arrows? 661 00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:45,016 - Yeah. - You do? 662 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:46,976 Yeah, to kill them. 663 00:44:48,728 --> 00:44:51,564 But that's not archery. That's hunting. 664 00:44:51,647 --> 00:44:53,983 That's called bowhunting. That's what you wanted to do? 665 00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:56,736 - Bowhunting? - Yeah, I saw it on TV. 666 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:02,366 Well, I don't really wanna kill animals with arrows, 667 00:45:02,450 --> 00:45:04,952 so that's not going to happen. We can target shoot, Shelly. 668 00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:07,330 - It's not fun. - It's a lot of fun. 669 00:45:07,413 --> 00:45:09,832 - You have to apply yourself. - Targets don't move. 670 00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:11,500 Well, you know, Shelly, 671 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:14,170 you haven't really hit one yet. 672 00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:15,338 You should support me. 673 00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:18,466 I do support you. I support. 674 00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:25,139 All right, forget it. Take your bracer off. 675 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:27,892 - We're not shooting anymore. - Okay. 676 00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,122 There's a chance I might be going to New York. 677 00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:52,375 A small chance. 678 00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:55,836 You think you'd like to come, maybe, if I go? 679 00:45:56,837 --> 00:45:57,880 Yeah. 680 00:45:57,964 --> 00:46:00,091 We could maybe go with poppop. 681 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:02,343 - He's got some tests. - Yeah. 682 00:46:49,307 --> 00:46:50,683 Hey. 683 00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:52,643 Hey, Mike. 684 00:46:53,185 --> 00:46:54,520 You don't look real good, dad. 685 00:46:55,062 --> 00:46:56,897 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 686 00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:59,942 - What are you doing out here? - Just sitting here. 687 00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:03,612 Sometimes I just sit here and look at the house. 688 00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:07,867 - You park here sometimes? - Yeah. Sometimes. 689 00:47:08,909 --> 00:47:12,246 I just like to see you guys. I see you playing guitar up there. 690 00:47:13,789 --> 00:47:14,957 Okay. 691 00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:16,792 - Sounds good. - Thanks. 692 00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:20,880 - You know, poppop... - Yeah. 693 00:47:21,547 --> 00:47:25,051 - He's sick. - Mom said. 694 00:47:25,176 --> 00:47:26,427 I was thinking about that, too. 695 00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:32,782 Why do you have a bow and arrow in there? 696 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:37,146 I was just out with Shelly. I'm not playing favorites. 697 00:47:37,229 --> 00:47:39,482 I just think we need to be together for a while. 698 00:47:39,565 --> 00:47:41,025 Yeah, that's okay. 699 00:47:42,443 --> 00:47:44,445 - How's your program going? - Great. 700 00:47:52,828 --> 00:47:55,373 You're gonna get that camera if you keep it up! 701 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,088 Look at this house. 702 00:48:03,297 --> 00:48:04,924 Someone should be happy here. 703 00:48:06,092 --> 00:48:07,551 How did I fuck this up? 704 00:48:08,636 --> 00:48:09,804 Seriously. 705 00:48:10,805 --> 00:48:14,308 What if! Remembered the tartar sauce? Would things be different? 706 00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:18,020 Would Robert die not thinking I'm a jerk-off? 707 00:48:19,146 --> 00:48:20,398 Jerk-fuck? 708 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:23,567 Don't forget the tartar sauce. 709 00:48:23,651 --> 00:48:24,944 Just call the order in, Noreen, 710 00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:27,571 and quit busting my you-know-what, okay? 711 00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:30,074 You always half-listen to what I'm saying to you! 712 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:32,201 I heard you. Tartar sauce. 713 00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:38,958 Tartar sauce. Tartar sauce. Tartar sauce. 714 00:48:40,126 --> 00:48:42,670 Tartar sauce, tartar sauce, tartar sauce, tartar sauce. 715 00:48:46,132 --> 00:48:48,717 Man, how I'd like to put my face in there. 716 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:51,595 Right in there. Tartar sauce. 717 00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:55,808 My hips are cold. Tartar sauce. 718 00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:57,518 That's when you know it's cold. 719 00:48:57,601 --> 00:48:59,437 I like eating pussy. Tartar sauce. 720 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:01,120 A lot of guys don't. Well, maybe they do. 721 00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:02,982 Maybe that's just black guys. Tartar sauce. 722 00:49:03,649 --> 00:49:06,089 What happened to the guy who was trying to go around the world 723 00:49:06,152 --> 00:49:07,528 in a balloon? Did he make it? 724 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:08,946 I should put some espionage 725 00:49:09,029 --> 00:49:10,865 or stolen plutonium in my novel. Tartar sauce. 726 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:13,659 Spice it up. Neil young. Fuck, it's cold! 727 00:49:14,785 --> 00:49:16,996 Neil young? Why am I thinking about Neil young? 728 00:49:17,079 --> 00:49:19,206 Neil diamond. Neil. There's not a lot of famous neils. 729 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:21,292 Is this Wednesday? I wish I had two dicks. 730 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:23,979 I thought the whole family was going to learn Spanish together this year. 731 00:49:24,003 --> 00:49:25,588 That never really happened. 732 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:27,798 I haven't had a Spanish omelet in a long time. 733 00:49:29,008 --> 00:49:30,092 Here we go. 734 00:49:33,095 --> 00:49:34,096 Anything else? 735 00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:43,105 Where is the tartar sauce? 736 00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:47,067 They were out. They apologized. 737 00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:50,237 - They were cool about it. - They were out? 738 00:49:51,322 --> 00:49:54,492 - They were out. - They were out of tartar sauce? 739 00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:57,453 I'm calling them. 740 00:49:58,662 --> 00:50:00,247 Fuck, Noreen. 741 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,877 Noreen: It's not about the tartar sauce. It's about you. You don't care! 742 00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:06,712 Dave: I don't care about tartar sauce! 743 00:50:06,795 --> 00:50:08,482 I'm trying to make a living for this family. 744 00:50:08,506 --> 00:50:10,674 I've got work things to think about and pressure. 745 00:50:10,758 --> 00:50:12,843 Tartar sauce? Fuck, Noreen, are you serious? 746 00:50:12,927 --> 00:50:14,220 Noreen: You are so selfish! 747 00:50:17,890 --> 00:50:19,409 Noreen: I would do anything for you... 748 00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:22,895 - Dave: Everything you say is right. - As if we're not happy. 749 00:50:26,482 --> 00:50:27,751 Dave: I'm trying to take care of the family. 750 00:50:27,775 --> 00:50:29,455 Noreen: You come in here, looked in my face 751 00:50:29,527 --> 00:50:30,653 and you lied to me, Dave. 752 00:50:30,736 --> 00:50:33,239 Do you think I'm a moron? "They're out." 753 00:50:35,282 --> 00:50:37,618 Dave: We both just think it's better for the kids. 754 00:50:38,619 --> 00:50:41,830 David, sacrifice is... 755 00:50:45,417 --> 00:50:49,421 To get anything of value, you have to sacrifice. 756 00:50:49,505 --> 00:50:52,341 I know that, dad. But I think if we continue down this road... 757 00:50:52,424 --> 00:50:54,152 It's going to be too detrimental for the kids. 758 00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:55,177 It's just too hard. 759 00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:59,723 Do you know that the harder thing to do and the right thing to do 760 00:51:00,599 --> 00:51:02,184 are usually the same thing? 761 00:51:03,561 --> 00:51:06,355 Nothing that has meaning is easy. 762 00:51:07,231 --> 00:51:09,567 Easy doesn't enter into grown-up life. 763 00:51:26,750 --> 00:51:29,545 I'm not comfortable with an 18-degree variance. 764 00:51:29,628 --> 00:51:31,880 - Why even forecast? - It's a technical art, 765 00:51:31,964 --> 00:51:33,882 not a science. People get that. 766 00:51:33,966 --> 00:51:37,386 - Let's narrow it down, Tim. - Dave, it's random. 767 00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:39,013 We do our best. 768 00:51:39,638 --> 00:51:41,599 A day can have that variance. 769 00:51:44,268 --> 00:51:46,312 - Dave, phone call. - Tell him to take a message. 770 00:51:46,729 --> 00:51:47,730 It's hello america. 771 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:12,212 Shelly: Can we shop here? 772 00:52:13,130 --> 00:52:15,049 Sure. Where is that? 773 00:52:15,507 --> 00:52:17,176 -Bendel -all right. 774 00:52:35,194 --> 00:52:37,154 You know what? Let's go for a walk. Take a break. 775 00:52:38,364 --> 00:52:39,448 You don't like it? 776 00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:42,451 No, maybe we'll come back later. We'll just take a break. 777 00:52:46,664 --> 00:52:49,792 - Dave: So how's everything going? - Good. 778 00:52:49,875 --> 00:52:51,835 - How's school? - Good. 779 00:52:52,378 --> 00:52:54,129 - Dance school? - Good. 780 00:52:56,423 --> 00:52:58,008 You know, when I was in school, 781 00:52:58,884 --> 00:53:02,221 I guess the hardest thing was how other kids can be a little mean. 782 00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:05,265 Names and stuff. 783 00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,311 Do you ever get called names? 784 00:53:10,062 --> 00:53:11,397 Like what? 785 00:53:11,855 --> 00:53:15,484 I don't know, like "dummy" if you miss a question, 786 00:53:15,567 --> 00:53:17,194 or "camel toe." 787 00:53:18,112 --> 00:53:19,655 Yeah. Camel toe. 788 00:53:22,408 --> 00:53:23,575 Do you know why? 789 00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:25,536 Why what? 790 00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:28,414 Why you get called camel toe? 791 00:53:29,623 --> 00:53:30,791 Yeah. 792 00:53:33,752 --> 00:53:34,920 Why, hon? 793 00:53:35,796 --> 00:53:39,133 Because camel toes are tough. 794 00:53:40,342 --> 00:53:43,762 They can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks. 795 00:53:44,680 --> 00:53:45,681 I'm tough. 796 00:53:49,685 --> 00:53:52,354 That's right. It's because they're tough. 797 00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:56,024 You ready to shop again? 798 00:54:01,864 --> 00:54:04,867 I think they make car tires out of camel toes. 799 00:54:05,534 --> 00:54:07,286 Dave: Yeah, I think I heard that. 800 00:54:09,329 --> 00:54:12,332 I just think you're more grown-up than that other stuff. 801 00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:14,042 I don't think I like it. 802 00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:16,211 But that was sort of kid stuff. 803 00:54:16,295 --> 00:54:18,839 I like this dress. It's New York style. 804 00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:21,300 Let me see. 805 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:29,725 Hey. 806 00:54:30,976 --> 00:54:33,479 - You like it? - I like it. Yeah. 807 00:54:33,562 --> 00:54:34,813 Do you like it? 808 00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:37,357 Yeah, I think I do. 809 00:54:37,441 --> 00:54:40,694 Do you feel comfortable in it? Because, you know, that's the thing. 810 00:54:41,528 --> 00:54:42,863 Yeah, it's comfy. 811 00:54:43,864 --> 00:54:44,948 You look great. 812 00:54:45,491 --> 00:54:46,658 You look all grown-up. 813 00:54:47,785 --> 00:54:49,661 Okay, change. Let's get some more. 814 00:54:49,745 --> 00:54:50,829 Really? 815 00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:53,248 Sure, and then we'll go show poppop some of this stuff. 816 00:55:21,276 --> 00:55:23,737 Poppoplpoppop! 817 00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,366 - Check this out. - That's nice, hon. 818 00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:29,576 I know. I got a lot more, too! 819 00:55:32,246 --> 00:55:33,455 Dave. 820 00:55:33,956 --> 00:55:36,041 - How are you feeling? - I'm all right. 821 00:55:37,292 --> 00:55:39,253 Mike got arrested. 822 00:55:40,212 --> 00:55:41,296 What? 823 00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:46,134 He fucked his drug counselor's car up. They were on their way to a movie. 824 00:55:52,558 --> 00:55:53,892 A movie? 825 00:55:57,604 --> 00:56:01,108 Mike said he was trying to suck him off. 826 00:56:02,818 --> 00:56:06,572 Then Mike chucked a rock through his car's passenger window. 827 00:56:08,282 --> 00:56:11,827 What is this sucking and chucking rocks? 828 00:56:11,910 --> 00:56:13,370 I mean, what is this? 829 00:56:15,122 --> 00:56:16,582 What did the guy say? 830 00:56:16,790 --> 00:56:20,127 He said Mike tried to Jack his wallet. 831 00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:30,137 What is this sucking and chucking and jacking and fucking-up, son? 832 00:56:31,471 --> 00:56:33,015 He's 15 years old! 833 00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:35,142 What is this shit? 834 00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:38,729 - Where is he? - He's at home. 835 00:56:40,188 --> 00:56:41,189 What is this? 836 00:56:41,315 --> 00:56:42,482 Fuck. 837 00:56:53,201 --> 00:56:54,953 Are you ready for the doctors? 838 00:56:55,996 --> 00:56:57,039 Yeah. 839 00:57:00,459 --> 00:57:02,502 Got you! You're dead. 840 00:57:02,586 --> 00:57:04,713 Ithinkjust what he said happened, happened. 841 00:57:04,796 --> 00:57:06,840 I think the guy was trying to make a move on him 842 00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:08,800 and Mike got surprised and scared. 843 00:57:09,468 --> 00:57:12,220 Hon, will you get me a pop from the pop machine? 844 00:57:12,596 --> 00:57:14,514 Noreen: Can you get your pop later? 845 00:57:15,223 --> 00:57:17,935 I'm trying to send Shelly away so she doesn't have to hear this. 846 00:57:18,977 --> 00:57:21,813 Noreen: This guy says that Mike tried to steal his wallet 847 00:57:21,897 --> 00:57:24,191 and that's why they were fighting when the police came. 848 00:57:25,317 --> 00:57:28,236 - How is he? - Noreen: He's scared. I don't know. 849 00:57:30,572 --> 00:57:31,990 I can come home. 850 00:57:32,074 --> 00:57:34,993 Noreen: No, stay there and do your hello america thing. 851 00:57:35,702 --> 00:57:37,955 - You act like... - Noreen: What? 852 00:57:38,455 --> 00:57:39,915 Like Mike's in trouble 853 00:57:39,998 --> 00:57:42,626 'cause I'm interviewing at hello america. Give me a break! 854 00:57:42,709 --> 00:57:44,252 I don't have any money. 855 00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:49,716 Noreen: Russ is helping anyway. 856 00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,803 - That dildo's what? - Noreen: He's been a big help, okay? 857 00:57:53,345 --> 00:57:54,554 You can stay there. 858 00:57:55,055 --> 00:57:56,640 Fine. I'll stay here with camel toe. 859 00:57:56,723 --> 00:57:58,785 You just take care of stuff there! You take care of it! 860 00:57:58,809 --> 00:58:00,609 Noreen: Camel toe? What are you talking about? 861 00:58:00,644 --> 00:58:02,938 I had to find out how kids taunt Shelly about that 862 00:58:03,021 --> 00:58:04,332 and you're letting her get taunted. 863 00:58:04,356 --> 00:58:06,042 You're not paying attention to the way she goes to school! 864 00:58:06,066 --> 00:58:08,026 Noreen: / take care of everything around here. 865 00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:09,277 Well, I bought her new stuff. 866 00:58:09,361 --> 00:58:10,797 I bought her a bunch of brand new stuff 867 00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:12,421 and she told me all kinds of stuff, so... 868 00:58:12,447 --> 00:58:13,508 Noreen: Don't be such a dick. 869 00:58:13,532 --> 00:58:14,992 You have her for one weekend. 870 00:58:15,075 --> 00:58:16,994 You know what, Noreen? Just... 871 00:58:17,369 --> 00:58:20,789 Fuck! Whatever. Let me talk to Mike. 872 00:58:20,872 --> 00:58:23,291 Noreen: He's sleeping, and don't talk to me like that. 873 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,252 More dildo, more fucking... 874 00:58:26,586 --> 00:58:28,626 Listen, I have to go, Noreen. I'll talk to you soon. 875 00:58:29,089 --> 00:58:30,340 Noreen: Whatever. 876 00:58:32,342 --> 00:58:34,761 I thought you were trying to improve matters with Noreen, 877 00:58:35,095 --> 00:58:36,555 if not reconcile. 878 00:58:36,638 --> 00:58:38,682 I am. What did frost say? 879 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:41,309 He wants to speak to me in about 10 minutes. 880 00:58:41,893 --> 00:58:43,353 It was cold in there. 881 00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:46,815 Would you get me a coffee, Dave? So I can warm up. 882 00:58:47,733 --> 00:58:48,900 Yeah, dad. 883 00:58:48,984 --> 00:58:51,153 Dildo. Jacking... 884 00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:05,333 Hi. $0.65. 885 00:59:09,046 --> 00:59:10,213 Fuck. 886 00:59:12,257 --> 00:59:14,426 -Hey. 887 00:59:14,509 --> 00:59:16,053 Poppop went in? 888 00:59:16,136 --> 00:59:18,263 - Yeah. - Great. Yeah. He wanted a coffee. 889 00:59:18,346 --> 00:59:19,890 Do you have my wallet? 890 00:59:23,810 --> 00:59:25,479 You only had $1. 891 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,315 You should carry more money than that. 892 00:59:29,524 --> 00:59:30,650 I know. 893 00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:45,332 Well, did he say whether any more therapy could... 894 00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:49,002 No, he didn't have a different opinion than pritch. 895 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,715 There's too large a plane. 896 00:59:55,425 --> 00:59:56,927 It's a no-go. 897 00:59:58,553 --> 01:00:00,639 - Well, did he say... - He said months. 898 01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:06,853 - Did he say a lot of months? - Well, what's a lot? 899 01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:10,607 I don't know, like 12. 900 01:00:11,316 --> 01:00:15,028 Well, if he meant 12, he probably would've said a year, son. 901 01:00:16,655 --> 01:00:19,074 I think he meant three or four. 902 01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:41,263 Well, you have a big day tomorrow. 903 01:00:42,639 --> 01:00:44,182 The hello america show. 904 01:00:45,517 --> 01:00:46,601 Yeah. 905 01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:54,753 Ed: And here comes the grand marshal, Dave spritzel. 906 01:01:54,836 --> 01:01:56,546 Woman: Didn't his name used to be spritz? 907 01:01:56,630 --> 01:01:57,714 Ed: Yeah, it sure did, 908 01:01:57,797 --> 01:02:00,008 but he changed it back to the original spritzel. 909 01:02:00,091 --> 01:02:01,131 Woman: Why the change, ed? 910 01:02:01,176 --> 01:02:03,511 Well, when you're national, there's no more up. 911 01:02:03,595 --> 01:02:04,638 So he changed it back, 912 01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:08,475 like John "cougar" mellencamp. He's realer now and more authentic. 913 01:02:08,558 --> 01:02:11,686 - Woman: Who's that with him? - Ed: Those are the wife and kids. 914 01:02:11,770 --> 01:02:14,397 Woman: Didn't they used to have a real fucked-up relationship? 915 01:02:14,481 --> 01:02:17,067 Ed: Not anymore. That's something else that changed. 916 01:02:17,150 --> 01:02:18,985 It seems hello america with byrant gumbel... 917 01:02:19,069 --> 01:02:20,862 Gave them all a fresh start 918 01:02:20,946 --> 01:02:25,492 and an increase in salary to $980,000 outside promotional fees, 919 01:02:25,575 --> 01:02:28,453 which puts Dave well over $1 million a year. 920 01:02:29,162 --> 01:02:32,040 - Woman: That got his wife's ear, lbet. - Ed: You bet. 921 01:02:32,123 --> 01:02:33,625 That buys a lot of face time. 922 01:02:33,708 --> 01:02:35,210 Now everything's great. 923 01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:37,712 - Woman: Did he say that? - Ed: Yeah, he told me that... 924 01:03:18,837 --> 01:03:20,505 Hello, america. 925 01:03:24,759 --> 01:03:26,011 Woman: What are your hobbies? 926 01:03:26,553 --> 01:03:28,680 Writing. Archery. 927 01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:36,104 Woman: And you don't have a degree in meteorology? 928 01:03:37,439 --> 01:03:39,024 General communications. 929 01:03:39,733 --> 01:03:42,277 Man: Well, listen. We've seen a lot of your work in Chicago. 930 01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:44,112 Okay. 931 01:03:45,363 --> 01:03:47,407 Man: We think you're great, refreshing. 932 01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:49,826 We love the spritz nipper. 933 01:03:49,909 --> 01:03:51,077 Great. 934 01:03:51,161 --> 01:03:52,722 Mark: Why don't we run some blue screen, 935 01:03:52,746 --> 01:03:54,414 and we'll do a walk-through on the set? 936 01:03:54,497 --> 01:03:55,623 Great. 937 01:04:03,214 --> 01:04:05,425 Here's your station. We'll run some screen. 938 01:04:05,508 --> 01:04:06,926 Give me a second to set it up. 939 01:04:35,163 --> 01:04:36,581 - Hi. - Bryant: Hi. 940 01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:39,084 I'm waiting for Mark. I'm running some screen. 941 01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:40,460 - Dave. - Bryant. 942 01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:42,754 - Nervous? - No. 943 01:04:44,422 --> 01:04:45,924 - Sure? - Yeah. 944 01:04:46,925 --> 01:04:48,285 You lookjust a little bit nervous. 945 01:04:49,511 --> 01:04:50,553 It's not nerves. 946 01:04:51,262 --> 01:04:53,056 - Other shit. - Yeah. 947 01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:59,270 Mild in the northwest. 948 01:04:59,354 --> 01:05:00,980 As this high-pressure system gives way, 949 01:05:01,064 --> 01:05:02,625 we'll see warm temperatures in new Mexico... 950 01:05:02,649 --> 01:05:04,484 I know it's not neurosurgery, 951 01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:07,821 but green screen is the one part of my job that's not really easy. 952 01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:10,448 35 in New York with colder temperatures west to Michigan... 953 01:05:10,532 --> 01:05:13,076 You need a sense of where put-ons will come from, 954 01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:14,869 and a pretty strong sense of scale. 955 01:05:14,953 --> 01:05:17,139 There are travel advisories in New Orleans and Atlanta. 956 01:05:17,163 --> 01:05:18,265 It's pretty heavy weather... 957 01:05:18,289 --> 01:05:19,582 I've gotten real good at it. 958 01:05:20,375 --> 01:05:22,585 I thought everything went over pretty well. 959 01:05:26,548 --> 01:05:28,299 So we'll let you know in a couple of days. 960 01:05:28,383 --> 01:05:29,551 Okay. 961 01:05:29,634 --> 01:05:32,637 This is my father, Robert spritzel, and my daughter. 962 01:05:33,221 --> 01:05:34,490 We're a little late for our plane, 963 01:05:34,514 --> 01:05:35,825 so we thought we'd leave from here. 964 01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:38,059 - Yeah, I'm sorry. We kept you late. - That's cool. 965 01:05:38,143 --> 01:05:39,561 - So you've got the numbers? - Yes. 966 01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:41,855 There's a built-in with purina I forgot. $42,000. 967 01:05:41,938 --> 01:05:43,189 Okay. 968 01:05:43,273 --> 01:05:45,483 - What's a built-in? - It's a compulsory endorsement, 969 01:05:45,567 --> 01:05:47,026 if I'm offered the job. 970 01:05:47,819 --> 01:05:49,946 - Dog food? - Yeah. Pet products. 971 01:05:52,449 --> 01:05:53,867 Dave doesn't own a pet. 972 01:05:54,826 --> 01:05:56,369 Well, I have Jackson. 973 01:05:57,036 --> 01:05:59,330 Jackson lives with your wife and kids. 974 01:06:02,542 --> 01:06:03,793 We'll let you know. 975 01:06:21,811 --> 01:06:23,938 - Russ is here. - Okay. 976 01:06:24,772 --> 01:06:27,025 - Where's Mike? - Inside. 977 01:06:33,823 --> 01:06:35,408 - Dave. - Hi, Russ. 978 01:06:37,035 --> 01:06:39,996 He's upstairs. He's still pretty upset about it. 979 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:43,208 - Did he talk about it? - Yeah. 980 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:46,753 - To you? - He's told us what happened. 981 01:06:46,836 --> 01:06:50,256 Uh, he was with his counselor, Don boden. I guess he... 982 01:06:50,340 --> 01:06:53,218 Dave: I don't really know why what happened next happened. 983 01:06:54,594 --> 01:06:57,972 He was talking about my son, and I was taking my gloves off. 984 01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:00,475 Apparently, they were going to a movie... 985 01:07:01,226 --> 01:07:02,727 - What the fuck? - Why are you here? 986 01:07:02,810 --> 01:07:04,288 - What are you doing? - Why are you here? 987 01:07:04,312 --> 01:07:06,314 - I'm helping Noreen! - Why are you helping? 988 01:07:06,397 --> 01:07:08,149 - Dave. - Son. Jesus. 989 01:07:15,907 --> 01:07:17,575 Dave: Here's something that 990 01:07:17,659 --> 01:07:20,662 if you want your father to think you're not a silly fuck, 991 01:07:20,745 --> 01:07:23,039 don't slap a guy across the face with a glove. 992 01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:26,084 Because if you do that, that's what he will think 993 01:07:26,167 --> 01:07:29,003 unless you're a nobleman or something in the 19th century, 994 01:07:30,046 --> 01:07:31,256 which I'm not. 995 01:07:34,759 --> 01:07:36,719 - You can get inside okay, dad? - Yeah. 996 01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:12,922 "When my back's against the wall, I order a chink call-girl, 997 01:08:13,006 --> 01:08:14,424 "or! Box some rounds with Richie, 998 01:08:14,507 --> 01:08:17,385 "the puerto rican southpaw at clancey's gym. 999 01:08:17,468 --> 01:08:18,886 "'But tonight, ' Roy thought... 1000 01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:21,723 "'Once I smuggle this fucking plutonium out... 1001 01:08:21,806 --> 01:08:24,434 "'I'm just going to drink some scotch and hit the sack.' 1002 01:08:24,517 --> 01:08:26,644 "Roy had picked up Oliver at his science lab, 1003 01:08:26,728 --> 01:08:27,871 "and there he snagged the vials. 1004 01:08:27,895 --> 01:08:30,023 "He stashed them in his computer case..." 1005 01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:49,459 My mom discovered an idea known as a living funeral 1006 01:08:50,835 --> 01:08:53,504 in a book she read to help her with Robert dying. 1007 01:09:06,309 --> 01:09:08,519 Dave: It's where someone's family and friends gather 1008 01:09:08,603 --> 01:09:10,813 like they might at the person's funeral 1009 01:09:13,024 --> 01:09:15,943 only when the person's alive, so they can see everybody. 1010 01:09:40,259 --> 01:09:41,886 - Hey, what's up? - What's up? 1011 01:09:41,969 --> 01:09:43,554 Hey, what's the nipper? 1012 01:09:43,638 --> 01:09:46,182 - What's that? - What's the nipper this week? 1013 01:09:46,265 --> 01:09:47,642 I don't know. 1014 01:09:47,725 --> 01:09:48,893 You don't know yet? 1015 01:09:48,976 --> 01:09:50,186 Come on, man. 1016 01:09:50,687 --> 01:09:52,647 What? I just asked you about the nipper. 1017 01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:55,525 Monday, okay? That's the... okay? 1018 01:09:56,401 --> 01:10:00,363 - What's your problem? - It's February, man. It's cold. 1019 01:10:01,698 --> 01:10:02,907 Fuck! 1020 01:10:04,075 --> 01:10:06,077 - Fuck you, then. - Fuck you! 1021 01:10:06,494 --> 01:10:08,204 Do you know what variance is? 1022 01:10:08,287 --> 01:10:10,331 You think you could pick out a day, 1023 01:10:10,415 --> 01:10:13,459 a week ahead and give a realistic... You know? 1024 01:10:13,918 --> 01:10:15,378 - Did you know that? - Weatherman! 1025 01:10:15,461 --> 01:10:16,796 God! Fuck! 1026 01:10:27,098 --> 01:10:28,391 I have kids! 1027 01:10:28,766 --> 01:10:30,476 I have to go see my kids! 1028 01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:34,021 You put fucking pie shit on my coat! 1029 01:10:34,439 --> 01:10:37,108 I have to see my kids with pie on me, man? 1030 01:10:37,775 --> 01:10:39,485 Go see your kids with shit on you! 1031 01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:41,154 Hey, calm down, man! 1032 01:10:42,447 --> 01:10:44,866 I have to see my family! 1033 01:10:46,325 --> 01:10:47,368 I have to see... 1034 01:10:58,171 --> 01:11:00,298 - Hello? - Mark: Hello? Dave? 1035 01:11:01,132 --> 01:11:04,093 - What? - It's Mark dersen from hello america. 1036 01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:07,847 Hi, Dave. 1037 01:11:19,817 --> 01:11:21,360 - Take care. - Okay. 1038 01:11:23,154 --> 01:11:24,322 Noreen. 1039 01:11:28,785 --> 01:11:30,161 Shelly looks nice. 1040 01:11:31,579 --> 01:11:32,955 We bought that in New York. 1041 01:11:33,039 --> 01:11:34,791 Yeah, I know. That's why I said it. 1042 01:11:35,333 --> 01:11:36,334 It's very nice. 1043 01:11:37,460 --> 01:11:38,878 Noreen, 1044 01:11:38,961 --> 01:11:42,715 I got offered the show. Hello america with Bryant gumbel. 1045 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,885 Well, that's great. 1046 01:11:47,887 --> 01:11:51,641 - Are you gonna take it? - I'm thinking about it. 1047 01:11:52,016 --> 01:11:56,354 It's a pretty substantial salary, and you know the venue. It's big. 1048 01:11:56,437 --> 01:11:58,439 It's a pretty big salaryjump, I guess. 1049 01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:03,903 $1.2 million all in, Noreen. 1050 01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:07,782 Can we think about that? 1051 01:12:08,866 --> 01:12:10,034 What? 1052 01:12:11,911 --> 01:12:15,540 What that kind of change could be like for everybody. 1053 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,209 Mike, Shelly, you know? 1054 01:12:20,711 --> 01:12:23,881 If we thought about trying again. 1055 01:12:28,427 --> 01:12:30,346 Dave, I'm marrying Russ. 1056 01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:23,334 Da ve: Accuracy equals focusing on a point. 1057 01:14:26,170 --> 01:14:27,755 Gravity pulls an inch a yard. 1058 01:14:28,381 --> 01:14:29,632 You point up. 1059 01:14:35,012 --> 01:14:36,806 But you have to factor in wind, 1060 01:14:37,264 --> 01:14:39,517 which is the most difficult part. 1061 01:14:47,024 --> 01:14:48,359 Noreen. 1062 01:14:55,866 --> 01:14:57,368 I had to go in anyway. 1063 01:14:58,536 --> 01:15:00,079 It was time for my speech. 1064 01:15:08,087 --> 01:15:10,214 Man: And that's what I know about Robert spritzel. 1065 01:15:11,215 --> 01:15:15,386 Forbearance, charity, wisdom. 1066 01:15:17,555 --> 01:15:18,848 There are too few like him. 1067 01:15:20,141 --> 01:15:22,184 And now Robert's son, David. 1068 01:15:36,490 --> 01:15:37,908 Good afternoon. 1069 01:15:42,079 --> 01:15:44,373 Many of you came from long distances, 1070 01:15:45,416 --> 01:15:48,669 and I know I speak for my mom and Noreen, 1071 01:15:49,336 --> 01:15:53,090 and my family, Mike and Shelly, when I say thank you. 1072 01:15:57,428 --> 01:16:01,682 When I think of my dad, I think of Bob seger's like a rock. 1073 01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:08,022 Dave: And then the power went out. 1074 01:16:20,534 --> 01:16:23,788 Then, when the lights came back on in 40 minutes, 1075 01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:27,083 everyone had pretty much forgotten that I was talking, 1076 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:31,670 and we never finished that part of the thing. 1077 01:16:33,547 --> 01:16:36,258 So my speech was, "when I think of my dad 1078 01:16:36,342 --> 01:16:38,886 "I think of Bob seger's like a rock." 1079 01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:42,473 That's all I said at my dad's living funeral, 1080 01:16:43,808 --> 01:16:45,684 something about Bob seger. 1081 01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:08,207 You've reached 272-7638. Please leave a message. 1082 01:17:09,834 --> 01:17:13,462 Dave, it's Mark dersen from hello america. 1083 01:17:14,171 --> 01:17:17,508 Can you give me a call back? I called a couple of times Friday 1084 01:17:17,591 --> 01:17:20,469 and I'm wondering why you haven't called me back. 1085 01:17:21,095 --> 01:17:24,431 If I need to move down on my list, look, I need to know. Okay? 1086 01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:27,643 It's not "hello, you know, whatever, Orlando." 1087 01:17:28,227 --> 01:17:30,312 Look. I'm still jacked about you, Dave. 1088 01:17:31,063 --> 01:17:33,274 I just need to hear from you. Give me a call. 1089 01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:44,994 Your phone's ringing. 1090 01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:48,497 I know. 1091 01:17:52,418 --> 01:17:53,711 Why aren't you getting it? 1092 01:17:56,130 --> 01:17:58,257 It's the Bryant gumbel thing. 1093 01:17:59,717 --> 01:18:01,427 So why aren't you getting it? 1094 01:18:03,137 --> 01:18:04,555 Did you bring that stuff? 1095 01:18:05,681 --> 01:18:06,974 It's by the door. 1096 01:18:15,316 --> 01:18:16,400 You should get it. 1097 01:18:28,579 --> 01:18:29,705 Dave: Fuck. 1098 01:18:31,332 --> 01:18:33,500 It was a McDonald's hot apple pie. 1099 01:18:34,293 --> 01:18:35,502 They're not kidding. 1100 01:18:36,462 --> 01:18:37,546 It was hot. 1101 01:19:02,404 --> 01:19:03,948 The other thing that gets to people, 1102 01:19:05,324 --> 01:19:06,951 that leads to pies, I guess, 1103 01:19:08,077 --> 01:19:10,329 are these catch phrases we 're required to use 1104 01:19:10,412 --> 01:19:11,830 to single the program out. 1105 01:19:13,290 --> 01:19:15,209 It gets under people's skin. 1106 01:19:15,292 --> 01:19:17,044 Spritz nipper. 1107 01:19:22,132 --> 01:19:24,176 But the whole thing about all of it, 1108 01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:26,262 all the getting hit with stuff, 1109 01:19:26,971 --> 01:19:29,765 the whole thing is, who gets hit with a fucking pie, anyway? 1110 01:19:29,848 --> 01:19:31,809 Did anyone ever throw a pie at Thomas Jefferson? 1111 01:19:31,892 --> 01:19:34,019 Or buzz aldrin? I doubt it. 1112 01:19:34,103 --> 01:19:36,313 But this is like the ninth time I got... 1113 01:19:37,731 --> 01:19:39,316 Clowns get hit with pies. 1114 01:19:54,039 --> 01:19:56,834 - Fuck! - I'm Mike's father! Here's your shit! 1115 01:20:06,343 --> 01:20:08,554 I saw you buy this at the mail on north Avenue! 1116 01:20:08,637 --> 01:20:10,014 And I'm telling the cops, too! 1117 01:20:10,097 --> 01:20:13,809 So you can cut your crap about Mike jacking your wallet! 1118 01:20:19,023 --> 01:20:21,650 He's just a kid. See! 1119 01:20:22,276 --> 01:20:24,653 He looks grown, but he's just a kid! 1120 01:20:26,071 --> 01:20:28,157 You fucking asshole. 1121 01:20:33,037 --> 01:20:36,040 I mean, I'll bet no one ever threw a pie at, like, 1122 01:20:36,540 --> 01:20:39,710 Harriet tubman, the founder of the underground railroad. 1123 01:20:40,419 --> 01:20:42,338 I'll bet you a million fucking dollars. 1124 01:21:13,452 --> 01:21:15,372 Dave: The first time I was struck with something, 1125 01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:18,916 a chicken breast from Kenny Rogers, 1126 01:21:19,750 --> 01:21:21,627 I was standing next to a garbage pail. 1127 01:21:23,253 --> 01:21:24,813 I thought it might've been an accident, 1128 01:21:24,838 --> 01:21:26,131 that they were throwing it out. 1129 01:21:27,091 --> 01:21:29,885 The second time, it hit me square on the chin, 1130 01:21:30,344 --> 01:21:31,512 a soft taco. 1131 01:21:32,096 --> 01:21:33,806 Then, pop. 1132 01:21:34,681 --> 01:21:35,849 A falafel. 1133 01:21:37,476 --> 01:21:38,811 McNuggets. 1134 01:21:40,854 --> 01:21:42,106 Always fast food. 1135 01:21:43,941 --> 01:21:45,275 Fast food. 1136 01:21:46,443 --> 01:21:49,196 Shit people would rather throw out than finish. 1137 01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:51,740 It's easy. It tastes all right, 1138 01:21:51,824 --> 01:21:54,326 but it doesn't really provide you any nourishment. 1139 01:21:57,162 --> 01:21:58,580 I'm fast food. 1140 01:22:00,290 --> 01:22:01,375 Mike: Hey. 1141 01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:03,252 Hey. 1142 01:22:07,673 --> 01:22:09,299 - Did you see him? - Yeah. 1143 01:22:11,927 --> 01:22:15,347 Am I gonna get in trouble? I didn't do anything. 1144 01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:19,935 You're not in trouble. I took care of it. 1145 01:22:22,396 --> 01:22:23,522 I got on him. 1146 01:22:24,648 --> 01:22:26,567 I let him know we're not messing around. 1147 01:22:27,359 --> 01:22:28,569 Iwhaled on him. 1148 01:22:29,445 --> 01:22:30,529 What? 1149 01:22:31,238 --> 01:22:33,740 I caught him one clean one for sure, on the forehead, 1150 01:22:33,824 --> 01:22:36,243 and then I fucking whaled on him. 1151 01:22:36,994 --> 01:22:38,203 Seriously? 1152 01:22:39,079 --> 01:22:42,666 He's not going to say you stole anything, and you're not in trouble. 1153 01:22:51,425 --> 01:22:54,219 - What are you eating? - Corn dog. 1154 01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:12,362 You're a kid, Mike. Fuck. 1155 01:23:13,405 --> 01:23:15,032 - I'm not a kid. - You are a kid. 1156 01:23:15,449 --> 01:23:17,784 Don't put yourself in grown-up situations again 1157 01:23:18,076 --> 01:23:19,203 until you're a grown-up. 1158 01:23:20,329 --> 01:23:21,622 - Okay. - Okay? 1159 01:23:21,705 --> 01:23:22,873 Yeah. 1160 01:23:26,001 --> 01:23:28,001 - Do you want me to get you a corn dog? - What? No. 1161 01:23:29,713 --> 01:23:31,089 What do you want? 1162 01:23:32,758 --> 01:23:34,009 Nothing. 1163 01:23:51,401 --> 01:23:52,736 Weatherman! 1164 01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:02,788 -Hey. 1165 01:24:04,331 --> 01:24:06,750 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 1166 01:24:08,794 --> 01:24:10,462 I just wanted you to... 1167 01:24:10,963 --> 01:24:12,005 What? 1168 01:24:14,424 --> 01:24:15,824 Bob seger: / was eighteen 1169 01:24:16,510 --> 01:24:18,053 didn't have a care 1170 01:24:19,721 --> 01:24:21,515 working for peanuts 1171 01:24:22,140 --> 01:24:23,892 not a dime to spare 1172 01:24:25,894 --> 01:24:29,940 but I was lean and solid everywhere 1173 01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:32,276 like a rock 1174 01:24:35,153 --> 01:24:36,989 I don't really get it. 1175 01:24:38,115 --> 01:24:39,658 Am I following it? 1176 01:24:42,828 --> 01:24:46,707 It was just a lead up to other things I wanted to say. 1177 01:24:47,708 --> 01:24:49,042 Here's the part. 1178 01:24:49,626 --> 01:24:51,336 And I held firm 1179 01:24:51,795 --> 01:24:53,672 to what I felt was right 1180 01:24:54,131 --> 01:24:55,799 like a rock 1181 01:24:56,675 --> 01:24:58,677 I wanted to talk about that part, 1182 01:24:59,177 --> 01:25:00,470 about you. 1183 01:25:01,888 --> 01:25:03,223 That's like you. 1184 01:25:03,307 --> 01:25:05,475 I was strong as I could be 1185 01:25:05,851 --> 01:25:07,227 like a rock 1186 01:25:10,606 --> 01:25:12,107 I got the job. 1187 01:25:13,442 --> 01:25:14,776 New York? 1188 01:25:16,153 --> 01:25:18,780 That's terrific. That's a remarkable income. 1189 01:25:19,781 --> 01:25:22,367 That's more money than I ever made, that salary. 1190 01:25:23,452 --> 01:25:24,620 Yeah. 1191 01:25:25,078 --> 01:25:27,164 That's quite an American accomplishment. 1192 01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:29,625 Thanks. 1193 01:25:33,170 --> 01:25:34,838 Are you okay? 1194 01:25:41,928 --> 01:25:43,847 I can't knuckle down. 1195 01:25:45,015 --> 01:25:46,058 Noreen's marrying Russ. 1196 01:25:46,141 --> 01:25:47,934 There's nothing to knuckle down on, so... 1197 01:25:48,852 --> 01:25:51,104 I can't fucking knuckle down. 1198 01:25:54,941 --> 01:25:56,276 Your hand. 1199 01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:01,615 I just saw Mike's counselor. 1200 01:26:02,866 --> 01:26:06,036 Mike mentioned that you were gonna fix this business up. 1201 01:26:08,372 --> 01:26:10,040 He's in no trouble? 1202 01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,293 Good job. 1203 01:26:20,509 --> 01:26:21,510 Your hand okay? 1204 01:26:21,593 --> 01:26:22,886 It's okay. 1205 01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:25,639 - You certain? - Don't worry. 1206 01:26:27,015 --> 01:26:29,726 You always worry about your kids, 1207 01:26:31,061 --> 01:26:32,437 no matter how old. 1208 01:26:33,480 --> 01:26:35,273 There's always looking after. 1209 01:26:47,786 --> 01:26:49,121 I read your book. 1210 01:26:50,205 --> 01:26:51,289 Fuck. 1211 01:26:54,584 --> 01:26:57,921 I was going to do some more work on it, then I chucked it. 1212 01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:00,716 - You chucked it. - Garbage. 1213 01:27:03,844 --> 01:27:07,848 It's just what I do, David. 1214 01:27:09,057 --> 01:27:11,101 I've practiced and I've gotten good. 1215 01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:13,645 Like you and the weather business. 1216 01:27:17,607 --> 01:27:19,192 But I don't predict it. 1217 01:27:19,276 --> 01:27:21,820 Nobody does, 'cause it's just wind. It's wind. 1218 01:27:21,903 --> 01:27:23,530 It blows all over the place! 1219 01:27:23,613 --> 01:27:25,198 What the fuck? 1220 01:27:33,248 --> 01:27:35,208 I have to go to work. 1221 01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:37,252 David. 1222 01:27:43,467 --> 01:27:45,343 This shit life... 1223 01:27:48,805 --> 01:27:50,682 We must Chuck some things. 1224 01:27:56,396 --> 01:27:58,064 We must Chuck them 1225 01:27:59,566 --> 01:28:00,859 in this shit life. 1226 01:28:08,742 --> 01:28:10,410 There's always looking after. 1227 01:28:14,122 --> 01:28:15,457 You have time. 1228 01:28:22,380 --> 01:28:23,507 Thanks. 1229 01:29:20,522 --> 01:29:24,943 Dave: Pretty soon after Robert's living funeral, we had his real one. 1230 01:30:23,460 --> 01:30:25,295 I'm sorry for your loss. 1231 01:30:28,173 --> 01:30:30,091 That's a lovely thing to say to me. 1232 01:30:32,218 --> 01:30:33,470 Where'd you hear that? 1233 01:30:34,304 --> 01:30:35,680 His friends. 1234 01:30:40,518 --> 01:30:41,519 Hey. 1235 01:30:43,647 --> 01:30:45,649 I'm glad one of you brought an umbrella. 1236 01:30:46,399 --> 01:30:48,401 I had a feeling it was going to rain today. 1237 01:30:49,653 --> 01:30:51,488 You're not going to take my job, are you? 1238 01:30:51,571 --> 01:30:55,742 No. I'm going to be a cameraman for Monday night football. 1239 01:30:57,285 --> 01:30:58,495 Is that okay? 1240 01:31:01,164 --> 01:31:03,375 Yeah. That's good. 1241 01:31:07,337 --> 01:31:10,882 Minister: There are a great many of Robert's friends here, even in winter. 1242 01:31:11,800 --> 01:31:14,928 I think it's because Robert was unusual. 1243 01:31:15,011 --> 01:31:18,056 I think that's what brought so many of you out. 1244 01:31:18,932 --> 01:31:22,602 A loving husband and father for 40 years. 1245 01:31:22,686 --> 01:31:25,730 And a good friend to some of you for longer. 1246 01:31:27,023 --> 01:31:31,111 I'm sure that's why we appreciated and loved Robert. 1247 01:31:32,237 --> 01:31:33,488 He was excellent. 1248 01:31:34,656 --> 01:31:35,824 Selfless. 1249 01:31:36,908 --> 01:31:38,159 Resolute. 1250 01:31:39,202 --> 01:31:40,704 Dave: / remember once 1251 01:31:42,038 --> 01:31:45,458 imagining what my life would be like, what I'd be like. 1252 01:31:47,585 --> 01:31:49,337 I pictured having all these qualities. 1253 01:31:50,171 --> 01:31:53,133 Strong, positive qualities 1254 01:31:53,216 --> 01:31:55,802 that people could pick up on from across a room. 1255 01:31:59,347 --> 01:32:00,724 But as time passed, 1256 01:32:00,807 --> 01:32:03,601 few ever became any qualities 1 actually had. 1257 01:32:06,438 --> 01:32:10,859 And all the possibilities I faced, and the sorts of people I could be, 1258 01:32:10,942 --> 01:32:15,572 all of them got reduced every year to fewer and fewer 1259 01:32:16,031 --> 01:32:18,366 until finally they got reduced to one, 1260 01:32:19,576 --> 01:32:20,744 to who I am. 1261 01:32:27,709 --> 01:32:29,419 And that's who I am, 1262 01:32:33,089 --> 01:32:34,758 the weatherman. 1263 01:33:27,310 --> 01:33:30,063 But first Dave spritz has the check of our national weather. Dave. 1264 01:33:30,146 --> 01:33:31,439 Well, thanks, Bryant. 1265 01:33:31,523 --> 01:33:33,584 Well, it feels like spring if you're in the northeast. 1266 01:33:33,608 --> 01:33:35,193 Is it gonna last? Let's take a look. 1267 01:33:35,276 --> 01:33:36,587 We've got a warm weather system to thank 1268 01:33:36,611 --> 01:33:37,755 for these high temperatures... 1269 01:33:37,779 --> 01:33:39,322 Mike, you ready for school? 1270 01:33:40,073 --> 01:33:41,199 Russ? 1271 01:33:41,908 --> 01:33:43,076 Let's go, guys. 1272 01:33:43,910 --> 01:33:45,078 Come on. 1273 01:33:46,663 --> 01:33:47,789 You're gonna get it! 1274 01:33:48,373 --> 01:33:50,250 - Bye, Shelly. - Bye, mom. 1275 01:33:50,333 --> 01:33:52,728 That's your national weather. I'll be back with your local focus 1276 01:33:52,752 --> 01:33:53,920 at the bottom of the hour. 1277 01:34:15,150 --> 01:34:17,694 - Hey, are you Dave spritz? - Yeah. 1278 01:34:18,570 --> 01:34:20,405 - Can I get your autograph? - Sure. 1279 01:34:25,243 --> 01:34:27,078 So is it going to rain today? 1280 01:34:29,205 --> 01:34:30,540 Who knows? 1281 01:34:35,670 --> 01:34:36,754 Hey, hello america. 1282 01:34:37,922 --> 01:34:39,802 Dave: I've been doing the show for a few months. 1283 01:34:40,925 --> 01:34:42,719 People don't throw things at me anymore, 1284 01:34:43,845 --> 01:34:45,555 maybe because I carry a bow around. 1285 01:34:46,472 --> 01:34:47,765 I don't know. 1286 01:34:53,938 --> 01:34:55,607 I go back to Chicago weekends, 1287 01:34:55,690 --> 01:34:57,567 keep it steady with Mike and Shelly, 1288 01:34:57,650 --> 01:35:01,487 come back, do the weather. So... forecast? 1289 01:35:02,322 --> 01:35:03,656 Come on. 1290 01:35:03,740 --> 01:35:05,658 Another man is with my family. 1291 01:35:06,576 --> 01:35:08,828 Things didn't work out the way I predicted. 1292 01:35:09,787 --> 01:35:11,456 Accepting that's not easy, 1293 01:35:13,082 --> 01:35:15,251 but easy doesn't enter into grown-up life. 1294 01:35:18,838 --> 01:35:20,840 I'll take this American accomplishment. 1295 01:35:21,925 --> 01:35:23,301 That's where I live, 1296 01:35:23,384 --> 01:35:26,846 behind fire brigade 47. Okay. 1297 01:35:27,472 --> 01:35:29,432 But in front of spongebob. 1298 01:35:31,893 --> 01:35:33,311 Hello, america.